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“Life sucks, but in a beautiful kind of way.” ~ Axl Rose

screwsociety:

you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs

i don’t care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time

emporbooty:

gamblingemperor:

emporbooty:

gamblingemperor:

1324 FOLLOWERS IM LAUGHING SO HARD ITS IN ORDER

1324 is not in order Matt

ITS 2 AM AND IM NOT EVEN GOOD AT SCIENCE IN THE FIRST PLACE

Science

popularboyfriend:

when someone tells you “sorry haha i stopped listening”

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dancinglashatumbai:

the gay agenda

or as i call it

the homoschedule 

cooldadgang:

"you sure are wearing a lot of makeup.."

"oh.. did you decide to not do your hair this morning?"

"wow, you look tired"

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ewprincess:

sometimes it helps to just lay on the floor for a while

callurn:

but shit it was 99 cents

callurn:

but shit it was 99 cents