“Life sucks, but in a beautiful kind of way.” ~ Axl Rose
you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs
i don’t care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time
"you sure are wearing a lot of makeup.."
"oh.. did you decide to not do your hair this morning?"
"wow, you look tired"
sometimes it helps to just lay on the floor for a while