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“Life sucks, but in a beautiful kind of way.” ~ Axl Rose

mormondad:

i completely forgot that you actually have to pay for internet

virginsacrificer:

i thought i was the only horny sarcastic introverted genius third wheel stuck up asshole until i discovered this blue internet support group and i’ve been an active member of it since then

pemsylvania:

proton, neutron, electron and crouton 

stability:

nothings worse than passing up an opportunity you know you would’ve enjoyed because of the fear of being judged

disarms:

mentioning school on the weekend is rude and unnecessary 

orgasm:

i feel like 94% of american history is people complaining about taxes

i was havin a great time until i remembered that i was ugly